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[tvxq] throwback thursday with "QXVT: the boyband of north korea"

Feb. 4th, 2015 | 11:19 pm
posted by: _firstclassmail in blowshard

pls enjoy my actual 1st attempt at writing fic circa 2006, feel free to laugh at how aggressively pretentious i was in just 5.7k words. i had to edit out some of the shocking language i used as a 17 year old but i got lazy so forgive me if i didn't catch something but i promise u i don't use that language today!


all these disjointed chaptersCollapse )


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[exo] wip hall of fame womp womp womp

Dec. 11th, 2014 | 10:31 am
music: SoMo "We Can Make Love"
posted by: _firstclassmail in blowshard

so here's a bunch of very dead wips from 2012-mid 2014 with extreme outdated meta + really awful writing that i can't be bothered fixing but it's funny to see how everything has changed: the things i wanted from fic, the way i wanted it written, who i wanted to write about, etc. they're also in chronological order from when i started them!! pls enjoy. or not haha OTL hopefully posting this will at least motivate me to get oNE DAMN THING DONE !!!!!





2012

i'm genie for you, kai/everyone, everyone/their doppelgangers 24rgy canonficCollapse )





untitled, kris/luhan canonfic: "the only place kris sees luhan is from beneath him"Collapse )







don't haze me hyung, ot12/sm ent. fic asian greek (frat/sorority) auCollapse )







untitled chanyeol meta/LA/K-Town ficCollapse )






2013


untitled tao/kyungsoo pg canonfic; "kyungsoo is the only one who can care for a suddenly sick tao"Collapse )








tao nc-17 autofellatio, canonCollapse )





taoris superhero au feat. minseok: battao and katwuman fight crime on halloween, minseok the tailor is not pleasedCollapse )






2014

the things i want, kyungsoo/kris bodyswap canonficCollapse )





nihao my concubine, r/nc-17 tao/sehun kris chanyeol (was supposed to be everyone) genderswitch canonfic, ranma 1/2 arCollapse )








post kris lawsuit filing, tao only canonficCollapse )

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[exo] sky high (fraternity au)

Sep. 12th, 2013 | 01:49 am
posted by: _firstclassmail in blowshard

baekhyun/chanyeol | nc-17 | 1,450 words | warnings (highlight to read): Swearing, drug use

In which Chanyeol snorts coke off of Baekhyun's dick.Collapse )

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[exo] sometimes (drabble set)

Jul. 23rd, 2013 | 10:39 pm
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1. 거울아 거울아 | tao/mirror tao | nc-17 | 770 words

Sometimes, the only show he needed to put on was for himself.Collapse )



2. when i need it | kris/everyone | nc-17 | 800 words | warnings (highlight to read): bukkake, snowballing


Sometimes, Kris just needs to be led.Collapse )

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[exo] stag hag

Jun. 29th, 2013 | 03:48 pm
posted by: _firstclassmail in blowshard

suho/tao feat. chanyeol | nc-17 | 4,100 words | warnings (highlight to read): Swearing, gratuitous drug use, drug/alcoholic impairment but no dubious consent, infidelity, barebacking, verbal humiliation, creampies, eiffel towering/spitroasting, light breathplay, extremely light incest kink

In which Junmyeon throws his bachelor party /after/ his wedding and Suho is there to celebrate.Collapse )

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